A magic author is one whose writing: I nspires a couch potato to think about doing something with his life M itigates the pain of a broken heart M otivates armchair activists to roll up their sleeves and get in to the ground O bsesses the mind with a pressing thought to act immediately rather than analysing endlessly R esonates with positive thoughts and helps a depressed soul T riggers passion in a mechanical life A ssists an ignorant and naive mind L ives in the heart and mind of the masses, forever